dopamine shuffle

the weird dance humans do when alone that shuffle between quick dopamine hits. Eating junk food, watching porn, and scrolling on social media

Bill: Man, i tried to do some actual work but caught myself doing the dopamine shuffle
Burr: it's no cupid shuffle

by DOPEshow April 02, 2025

dopamine shuffle

the sacred act one does when they bounce between quick hit dopamine activities instead of doing anything of substance

Bro 1: Beast, what did you get on last night
Bro 2: Beast, i did the dopamine shuffle between Instagram, youtube, and my caniac combo

by DOPEshow April 04, 2025

fuzzy shuffle

The act of shuffling a deck of cards with no regard to their orientation and therefore after drawing cards you must reorient the cards so that they are all upright. This is a concern mainly in trading card games.

Zander: I hope you didn't fuzzy shuffle my cards.

by Pochi November 07, 2011

Alabama Shuffle

When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles

Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.

by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 07, 2021

golden shuffle

A Shuffle on a music player that plays hits after hits without whack songs in between

"Man, the car ride was turnt as hell! I must've hit the golden shuffle."

by Algodeen February 13, 2017

extreme shuffle

event occouring on random playlist, jumping from one style of music to a complete departure. usually resulting in schizoid, discontinuous listening habits

how can you listen to sigur ross then napalm death?

i have an appreciation of extreme shuffle.

extreme shuffle gave me the attention span of a gnat, variety is the new constant

by darklite August 02, 2012

Kansas City Shuffle

When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.

Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023