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To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
by janicethefrog October 27, 2023
Get the speed splooge mug.The speed at which things happen on the internet.
Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.
To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.
Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.
To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.
EX1:
Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!
Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.
Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.
EX2:
PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.
PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.
PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.
PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.
EX3:
Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?
PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.
Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!
PersonB: Sucks for you.
Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!
Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.
Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.
EX2:
PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.
PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.
PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.
PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.
EX3:
Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?
PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.
Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!
PersonB: Sucks for you.
by DamianTempest June 14, 2010
Get the Digital Speed mug.1. When someone epicly fails at something. Based on the "go fast" idealogy developed by the legendary philosopher, Ricky Bobby.
Dave: hey guys, watch me jump off the roof into that pool
Guys: Do it; You wont.
(jumps)
Dave: SHIT!!! MY LEGS!!!
Guys: Haha wow dave, NOOOO speed
Guys: Do it; You wont.
(jumps)
Dave: SHIT!!! MY LEGS!!!
Guys: Haha wow dave, NOOOO speed
by Veryfastman June 19, 2010
Get the No speed mug.Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).
Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."
by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010
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"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"
"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
by Lenny Laserdisc August 17, 2012
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