satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy

My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)

by Anita Satanic Blowjob May 22, 2025

reverse satan

When you suck a fuck on ur way to heaven, it's gods dick

Man, I bet he did the reverse Satan when he died

by Stanist9696,6969 November 10, 2017

Satanism

Since religion is a sensitive topic, it should be noted that I am as bare bones as possible and do not know much about this religion. It is a religion followed by the "demon god" although there is no god in Satanism, The name of his is "Baphomet". Most people think since Satanism has "Satan" in its name, they think they worship Satan himself but that of far from the truth. According to it there are multiple Satans with different social levels. This is much as I have gathered, feel free to correct me by disliking this post and for me fixing it

David: Bro, did you heard of Satanism?
Zach: Yeah I think they worship Satan's.
David: No dude they have another guy named Bapho-. I forgor 💀
Zach:It's alright dude

by Just a guy living his way October 19, 2022

satan

my mom

my mother is satan

by i’m am your real mother November 22, 2021

Satanism

A group of pathetic emo nerds who feel enlightened yet still adhere to the ridiculous concept of religion by calling themselves satanists.

“I had no friends, so I chose Satanism”

by sheetstains September 20, 2020

Satan

Gay

Satan is gay, duh

by DarkEla5 March 15, 2023

Sack of satan dongs

Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S

I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs

by Faster81 April 3, 2020