Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.

Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.

by Trulldull October 7, 2023

Satan

Satan is a good creature, punishes the bad.

Kid: Dad, you are satan.
Dad: Whaaat? Don't call me that!
Kid: Satan punishes the bad, so that makes you good!
Dad: *thinks "oh thank god"* Aww that was a good one!

by Lemon39 November 3, 2020

Satan

Floppa is Satan and is a disgrace to humanity, Floppa is a sin

Bingus is God

Search Bingus

Floppa is Satan

by Eatabigmac January 21, 2022

Satan

The ruler of underworld who supports LGBT rights and you can find him in many pride parades.

"I heard someone say Satan will go back to hell after the parade,"
"He has a kingdom to run, Martha, duh."

by Englot May 27, 2024

Hamas is not Satan, Ben

And you're not God, Jew.

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024

Satan

Way better than God.

1. Satan: *Punishes the evil*
God: You are evil.

2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.

3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*

God: All goats must die.

4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.

by half gay and half straight March 11, 2019