baguette sandwich

A titwank with chubblies

I fancy a baguette sandwich with extra mayonaisse please

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

Sandwich Punch

Definition - A Sandwich Punch is the act of punching someone across the face, whilst having a sandwich in your hand, over your knuckles or between your fingers. After successfully punched someone across the face with a sandwich (The more sandwich left on their face, the better) you then throw the sandwich directly at their torso, leaving even more sandwich residue on their clothing.

Jack: That's funny shit, Sean got 'Sandwich Punched' so hard by Connor, that left bread under his eyes and mayonnaise on his shirt.

Connor: I know, wasted my Turkey, Bacon and Mayonnaise sandwich though...

by TheImmersion October 1, 2014

pizza sandwich

An entity similar in nature, but inherently different from pizza. A pizza sandwich is a sandwich that contains tomato sauce, cheese, and whatever other toppings that are desired. What makes a pizza sandwich different from pizza is the placement of the ingredients between two pieces of bread, in accordance with the definition of a sandwich. This allows for easier consumption and transport of the said food.

Damn Lowry, I'm starving, I could really go for a pizza sandwich.

by Richard Bates April 15, 2008

Sausage Sandwich

When two girls are in the act of scissoring, you put your dick in between their vaginas and sit back and relax

Yo dude, did your hear about will?
Yeah I heard that he walked in on two lesbians scissoring, they asked if he wanted to join in and make a sausage sandwich

by Cornf1ake February 9, 2018

snowball sandwich

When a full bodied gal gives me a BJ and kisses me my load where I proceed to give her an oral vaginal injection with my straw curled tongue shooter.

That lady in the 4 inch stilettos really needs a snowball sandwich.

by djsee4 July 26, 2011

Shit on a Sandwich

1. An exclamation of surprise, disbelief, disgust, anger, or horror.

2. A sandwich with feces on it.

1. Joey: "Holy shit on a sandwich! That was cool!"

2. The shit on a sandwich special smelled terrible.

by D-Sacc February 5, 2009

crumb sandwicher

A pre-teen or young teenage girl who dresses provocatively in an effort to appear older or more sophisticated. So named from the attempt to create cleavage from developing breasts.

Tony: This mall is full of crumb sandwichers.
Dave: No ladies over 14 years old.

by Loreo Jonez June 17, 2007