turkish shave

Whereby a man goes to get a cut throat shave, but instead of using shaving foam the man must suck off the barber until ejaculation, swirl in the mouth for 20 seconds or so then dribble out of the mouth in order to smear over his face. This originated in Turkey in the 1400s.

I just had a Turkish Shave, it was salty. Have you had one?

by Histofact June 7, 2014

chocolate life saver

Your asshole , or bunghole

Wash your chocolate life saver.

by a $ October 31, 2006

the might-as-well shave

when a guy is balding or his hairline is receding, so he just shaves the whole thing because he'd "might as well" just shave the whole thing.

jane: "whoa! what happened? your comb over... it's gone!"

john: "yep, I finally accepted the fact that I'm no Amy Winehouse, and went for the might-as-well shave."

by chavalita January 23, 2008

Thick Thighs Save Lives

A religion consisting of virgin men where the fat in women's thighs is treated as a sacred item. Worship is done over the praise of waifus, as well as through religious wars against "Oppai is truth" (Big boobs) and "Flat is justice" (Flat Boobs) fought over the internet.

- "So who's your waifu?"
- "Rikka from Gridman, Thick thighs save lives man."
-"You chose the girl you adore based on the fat in her body?"
-"Ya"
-"Bro same"

by ThatOneCharmingGuy August 28, 2020

Captain save a Ho

a guy who trys protecting a ho in a chat room by standing up for her, by supposedly saving her from everyone else calling her names

Everyone was picking on cuddly jen when chad came in and started being her captain save a ho.

by Girl February 28, 2004

save frances bean

a campaign started for the result of kurt cobain & courtney love's marriage to save her from the curiosity-hungry fans

by etchasketch October 21, 2003

jesus saves, but satan rocks

the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."

dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!

by memorybabe September 11, 2011