Rule 413

Rule 413 is: Everything is Homestuck.

All of the things.
All of them.

Alpha: I saw these really cool things the other day, they came in all sorts of colours, and they-
Beta: NO DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT COLOURS!!!
Alpha: What's wrong?
Beta: Rule 413..!!!!
Alpha: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to trigger you!
Beta: My feels..!

by Thoor Tayret March 22, 2013

The Black Rule

He who decides to disappear must stay that course and make no reappearances unless there is urgent and relevant circumstance.

Basically, if you go off the grid, you stay off the grid and don't come back without a good goddamn reason.

Andy Kaufman knows enough to follow the Black Rule.

by Shawnty February 28, 2007

moscow rules

Description of severe consequences for repeating gossip.

"I'll tell you the scoop but this can't ever get out. You know, Moscow Rules: You talk, you die." - Miss Simmons

by stauffenator October 30, 2009

Rule 42

If it exist, ther is a pony version of it.

Ponified Memes based on Rule 42

by janniluk October 30, 2011

Ja Rule

Be a total idiot whos music just sux

"You are like ja rule, this means I insulted you badly"

by PsYKo July 8, 2003

Rule #5

There is no rule #4

Q: How did we get from not talking about fight club to rule number five?

A: Oh! rule #5 states that there is no rule #4. That makes sense.

by Ole Black Pee Hands March 2, 2011

Phone Rule

If you talk on the phone while on cam in a chat room, you must bare your tits or ass on cam.

I called the phone rule on the bitch because she was yappin on cam.

by The Mad Chatter August 6, 2008