A relationship Where you are dating multiple people in a closed monogamous relationship with each person in a system
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Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020
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Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.
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A bond between two people greater than all other bonds, one where the two love and care for each other immensely and would do anything to make the other feel happy. On the outside, it may not seem like much, but those in a true relationship feel a powerful amount of happiness from their significant other, and there is nothing more they would want to be doing than be around them.
Everyone has somebody that will make them feel that way and feel the same way about them, but some feel alot of pain in not finding that person right away, but with enough searching, they will ultimately find each other.
A bond between two people greater than all other bonds, one where the two love and care for each other immensely and would do anything to make the other feel happy. On the outside, it may not seem like much, but those in a true relationship feel a powerful amount of happiness from their significant other, and there is nothing more they would want to be doing than be around them.
Everyone has somebody that will make them feel that way and feel the same way about them, but some feel alot of pain in not finding that person right away, but with enough searching, they will ultimately find each other.
I see alot of negativity surrounding relationships, but my relationship with Charlotte makes me feel like the happiest person in the world!
by Hario337 May 12, 2020
Get the Relationship mug.the opposite of a lavender relationship (a gay man and lesbian woman pretending to date), where a seemingly homosexual couple are actually two heterosexuals posing as gay for whatever reason.
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