HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

Random Penguin

🐧

random penguin is great

by Random_Penguin July 24, 2024

Random dude b

A typical Random dude b often appears in places where he's extremely unwanted and even though the people he tries to integrate with make it very clear that they don't want to spend their precious time with this particular random dude b he either doesn´t realise that or he chooses to completely ignore various signals that explicitly express a high level of antipathy for random dude b. sometimes he even goes as far as taking picture with the goup who's unwillingly hanging out with him and he posts them on different social media websites e.g. Instagram. This certain behavior is caused by his need to prove to people that he has 'friends'.

B:YA:Yo you wanna hang out at Kickz later ?eah man i'd love to but someone told me that random dude b would also be there sol i'll pass on that man !

by Fett/D=Senegal,Fett August 5, 2017

christmas random

A person who recently received a video game or new console for Christmas and has absolutely zero fucking idea what they are doing. They enter multi-player mode and bring your team down because they suck. They’re a huge, moronic liability and are guaranteed to be on your team.

God! Why do we always get the Christmas random on our team? Fuck this RNG.

Why didn’t we can Yasuo? This Christmas random can’t even CS, he’s not gonna carry this game.

by Lawlspirit January 1, 2020

The Random Jerry

The Random Jerry Is A Chesse Selling, Madden Mobile Auction House God... Who Prefers Minnetonka SnowPlows By Non Other Then Steelers Nation.. And Is A All Around Dick... But His Filters Are Godly....

The Random Jerry Is So Helpful He Really is good at alot of stuff...

by I Love Getting SnowPlows From April 22, 2018

Random

Owen…

“Owen, stop saying the cereal tastes like buttered tomatoes, it is really random”

by AuxiliaryOwen April 5, 2024

random

a little mexican girl named analiza that will say random facts at random times

Analiza: did you know that Australia lost a war to flightless birds
Person: Well that's random

by sirskitten November 8, 2019