retard happy 

Being extremely happy, more happy than the norm, happy like a retarted person (flapping of the hands etc)

man i got laid last night
shieet you must be retard happy

retard happy by mithereal January 14, 2008

retard midget slave 

An intentionally racist and socially unacceptable term for a cunt, asshole, whore or mother fucker you despise.

What a fucking retard midget slave. Or simply: Retard midget slave.

retard midget slave by stewbaby September 20, 2015

Retard Fucker 

A person who fucks retards.

Yo, dude! You see that kid over there?! Haha, he's such a retard fucker!

Retard Fucker by Mike Hansen June 20, 2004

retard shuffle 

swaying slightly backwards and forwards while sitting down and staring straight ahead, due to extreme hopelessness or drug-induced state.

While waiting for the pregnancy test results, we both sat on the bed doing the retard shuffle.

retard shuffle by jizzellalala March 21, 2007

retard change 

When a person or vending machine gives you change from a purchase, or breaks a larger currency denomination into smaller denominations and the resulting change is unusual, inconvenient, and/or frustrating.

“I put a five in the soda machine and it gave me back 30 dimes, 7 nickels, and 55 pennies! Now I have to walk around with a fifty pound pocket of retard change!”

“I gave the pizza delivery guy a 20 and he gave me back a 5, a 2 dollar bill, a 1 with a burn hole in the middle, a peso, and a Canadian quarter. Dudes not getting a tip if he’s givin me retard change!”

retard change by romeojul November 26, 2007

Retard Strength 

Retard Strength is natures way of making up for the lack of brains in a particularly stupid individual. It often does not have visual appearance, but nevertheless, retards tend to have super-human strength. Retard strength is found in half-retards as well as full blown speds.

Guy 1- Holy shit Aurrichio! How are you so strong?!?

Guy 2- Dude, don't mess with that jackwagon. He has retard strength.

Retard Strength by Jabawaki May 5, 2011

retard pill 

An item, that’s the polar opposite of medicine. This pill makes any person who takes it an absolute fucking retard.
Commonly used to insult people for being stupid

Yo, your really fuckin retarded, did you take a retard pill today?

retard pill by yupperdupper May 21, 2020