Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 7, 2002

queef

term used by the new york kids in south park to insult stan, kyle, kenny, and cartman. a fart from the area of the pussy. or, a fart from a guy who's dick is so small that it's a pussy.

"yo, you kids are a bunch 'o fu**in' queefs!" or, "hey pansy, quit queefin' over there!!"

by femme who hardly queefs April 14, 2003

Queef

Something that everyone in this definition room has done here.

pronunciation::: cweeff
onomatopoea sound::: pffffftttt

*ppppfffffffffffffffffffffttttt*
"Ahh....smell the roses!!"

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis March 28, 2003

queefchode

An extremely dirty insult that should only be used around close friends who understand it, or around other people. Usually referred to as a "qc" so those not in the know will not understand. Basically a qc are those fucking assholes who scream "I'm a dirty slut."

"Geeze Lizzie, stop being such a queefchode!" -if the person knows it

"Christ Justin, that was such a qc thing to do. Don't be such an asshole" - if the person doesn't know

by The Original QC June 11, 2006

backwards queef

when a girl farts and the air bubble goes up her vagina.

"I told that girl not to fart sitting down, now she just did a backwards queef!"

by meow on April 1, 2010

Commander in Queef

A female Commander in Chief aka President

Ladies and gentleman allow me introduce the next Commander in Queef, Hillary Rodham Clinton, of the United States of America!

by miesfuller June 1, 2016

Queef

a pussy fart

I love them queefers

by My Biznat Is The Shiznat January 12, 2003