Pineapple Pizza Apologist

Anyone who fiercely defends this abomination to pizza, to the point of appearing arrogant, condescending, and dismissive towards others with more sensible palettes.

Post: "You only hate pineapple pizza because of social media"
Person 1 showing post to person 2: "Yup looks like we have another pineapple pizza apologist on the lose"

by pwnagephake November 14, 2022

Rizzaroni Pizza

Being a "Rizzaroni Pizza" means that to be an absolute Rizz god. You have mad potential to be "Him" and you are absolutely what females need in their lives.

Bob was a "Rizzaroni Pizza" when Karen said he could take her home.

by ceawyd January 22, 2023

Pulled a Domino's Pizza

Pretending not to have known how much your product or behavior has sucked, feigning realization, and promising to do better.

Sundance Film Festival organizers pulled a Domino's Pizza on Thursday afternoon, saying that they'd failed in some respects over the last few years and vowing to improve. (From an LA Times article)

Yeesh, my cheating boyfriend pulled a real Domino's Pizza on me last night with a dozen crummy roses, like that's going to get me to trust him again! (original)

by Apostrophix January 22, 2010

Limp Dick Pizza

Pizza who's crust is so soggy it wilts-over when you pick it up.

Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.

caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"

delivery person: "Huh?"

by Flobie Jim July 22, 2012

Spomered a pizza

To Spomer a pizza: When someone decides not to pay attention when cooking a frozen pizza in the oven, and decides to bake said pizza with the cardboard still underneath the pizza. The result is 1) a fire in your oven and 2) a ruined pizza, both of which will ruin your day. Named for the greatest culprit of this forgetful act, the one and only Spomer.

It was Kristen's night to cook dinner for the house, but she totally Spomered a pizza and we had to use the fire extinguisher to put the flames out. And now we are hungry.

by Bandit_0351 June 23, 2013

What's that pizza sayin'

When one is concerned about the integrity of said pizzas and airs the concern with the owner , so to speak , of the pizza.

Person 1: what's that pizza sayin'
Person 2: it's pepperoni from rios down the road
Person 1: *high pitched laughter* ye lad init

by HIVen July 7, 2017

chillin’ a pizza roll

Straight boolin’ while eating a cold pizza roll

I’m just chillin’ a pizza roll with my man Davey.

by Mulpavis January 1, 2018