"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"
I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.
I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.
by josh March 9, 2004
Get the optimus prime mug.1. (n) When a guy cums on a girl's face, and the girl makes a show of rubbing the cum around in order for it to marinate.
Yeah I totally gave that nappy blonde bitch a prima facial last night. She thinks it will soften her skin or something.
by Pompromp February 22, 2011
Get the prima facial mug.Related Words
prims
• prims-and-mortar
• primsander
• Primski
• Primsky
• Primster
• primsy
• prime
• prima donna
• priest
1. The main healing players in World of Warcraft.
2. Better then Paladins and Druids.
3. A class that uses mind control to take over another alliance character, or one from the horde side and uses it to make them plummit to their doom in Blackrock Mt.
2. Better then Paladins and Druids.
3. A class that uses mind control to take over another alliance character, or one from the horde side and uses it to make them plummit to their doom in Blackrock Mt.
1. If the stupid priests could heal we would of had that fight.
2. OMG another Halo of Transcendence for the priests! Where is the Nemesis Skullcap?
3. We need a priest to shackle all these undead...
4. /w (name) can I get a 30min fort when you have time?
2. OMG another Halo of Transcendence for the priests! Where is the Nemesis Skullcap?
3. We need a priest to shackle all these undead...
4. /w (name) can I get a 30min fort when you have time?
by Trueblonde/Aggramar September 23, 2008
Get the priest mug.by oakstmoney September 22, 2010
Get the priest mug.by steve June 3, 2004
Get the Primary Negro mug.dude 1: oi mate can I come into ya bloody dunny? I need to punch the prime minister
dude 2: nah mate, I'm punching the prime minister
dude 2: nah mate, I'm punching the prime minister
by HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH man May 27, 2018
Get the punch the prime minister mug.(adjective; specific to visual stimulus; fleeting/momentary)
Every human being has seen him or herself in the mirror, and come to a conclusion about what angle, amount of lighting, and expression make for what they consider to be their "best face". Girls are more prone to this activity than guys, though gender does not preclude the act from taking place eventually.
On the other hand, there are moments in our lives, specifically during some kind of social activity, where we are paying little to no attention to the angle, lighting, and expression upon our faces. Sometimes, this can result in a starkly different - and often alarming - physical appearance of our faces, compared to the normally controlled "look" we present to others.
This appearance is called Primal Face. It is the most accurate and no-holds-barred visual representation of what we look like. Many people are not consciously aware of the existence of Primal Face, but they certainly do see it, when it happens. The most gorgeous, seemingly perfect guy or girl can seemingly degenerate into a hideous, fugly frumpbomb when in the midst of their own sudden and momentary Primal Face.
Every human being has seen him or herself in the mirror, and come to a conclusion about what angle, amount of lighting, and expression make for what they consider to be their "best face". Girls are more prone to this activity than guys, though gender does not preclude the act from taking place eventually.
On the other hand, there are moments in our lives, specifically during some kind of social activity, where we are paying little to no attention to the angle, lighting, and expression upon our faces. Sometimes, this can result in a starkly different - and often alarming - physical appearance of our faces, compared to the normally controlled "look" we present to others.
This appearance is called Primal Face. It is the most accurate and no-holds-barred visual representation of what we look like. Many people are not consciously aware of the existence of Primal Face, but they certainly do see it, when it happens. The most gorgeous, seemingly perfect guy or girl can seemingly degenerate into a hideous, fugly frumpbomb when in the midst of their own sudden and momentary Primal Face.
Bob: Dude! OMG what the HELL?!
Ingus: What?? What happened?
Bob: Okay... Okay....hold on a sec...lemme lower my heart rate...
Ingus: Geez man, what is it?
Bob: I was talking to Katie, and you know she's super hot, right? Well, I was telling her a story of how I got into acting, and her eyes glazed over, like not really listening, you know?
Ingus: Yeah, I know that look..
Bob: Okay, well... I looked away for a sec while I was talking, and when I looked back, Katie was gone...in her place was some kind of wretched booby-beast! All these wrinkles and indentations on her face showed up outta nowhere, and was giving me the fish-eye! It was scary, dude..
Ingus: Oh crapola... Listen closely man, listen: what you saw was her Primal Face.. The most uglifying frame of visual representation.. It happens to everyone.
Bob: Really? Wow...phew, that's a relief. I thought I'd been blinded by lust and had woken up.
Ingus: What?? What happened?
Bob: Okay... Okay....hold on a sec...lemme lower my heart rate...
Ingus: Geez man, what is it?
Bob: I was talking to Katie, and you know she's super hot, right? Well, I was telling her a story of how I got into acting, and her eyes glazed over, like not really listening, you know?
Ingus: Yeah, I know that look..
Bob: Okay, well... I looked away for a sec while I was talking, and when I looked back, Katie was gone...in her place was some kind of wretched booby-beast! All these wrinkles and indentations on her face showed up outta nowhere, and was giving me the fish-eye! It was scary, dude..
Ingus: Oh crapola... Listen closely man, listen: what you saw was her Primal Face.. The most uglifying frame of visual representation.. It happens to everyone.
Bob: Really? Wow...phew, that's a relief. I thought I'd been blinded by lust and had woken up.
by Astral Dissection November 28, 2011
Get the Primal Face mug.