potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.

Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.

by The One and Only What December 9, 2017

Saucy potato

Shreks favorite food. (Shrek lives as a saucy potato) he loves to sauce his potatoes basically is what Saucy potatoes means. It also helps you sauce yourself and you can squirt the potatoes warm sauce into your mouth and rub it on the inner layer of your pants.

I grabbed the saucy potato and rubbed it all over me and it felt so good. Shrek split open the saucy potato and shreked it. After he shreked it he swallowed it.

by Cornioah July 1, 2015

Potato Pugilism

1. Two people fighting each other with a full sack of potatoes. No throwing of individual potatoes is allowed. Attacks must be done with the full sack of potatoes. First to get knocked out or have their potato sack bust is the loser.

2. Punching potatoes with fervor.

Potato Pugilism is the new rising sport.

by Zakx October 9, 2018

indiana potato

Step 1: get a potato
Step 2: shove potato up your ass
Step 3 repeat

The Indiana potatos hot spicy feel make it good for the real.

by Wizzeed July 22, 2014

potato tan

When your feet get dirty in low-cut shoes and you take them off and have a dirt tan-line

Timothy took his loafers off and had a potato tan!

by DJWL29 March 30, 2019

Potato Paul

When a Irish Pufter evolves into a potato

Potato paul paul looks at the mirror as he turns 15 and thinks he is this and that and realizes he is a FUCKING POTATO

by Angry cory August 10, 2018

potato pro

someone who is a profoessional at screwing potatoes.

look at the way he holds that potato, he is such a potato pro.

by scooter wilson June 19, 2010