Hemorrhoid porn

When someone has a large hemorrhoid and participates in anal love

Dude is that blood ?
Yea I went all in that hemorrhoid porn.

by Breyez13 August 13, 2017

Fidelity Porn

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.

Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.

by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016

porn vrat

Not watching porn in order to please the Gods

arre Bhenchod, I have a porn vrat today, the final exams are coming around

by MCBCROCKS January 6, 2016

Fake Porn

When the porn actors and actresses don't actually have sex, but are instead using an angle that makes it look as if they are. BET©

BET: Did you hear about this thing I created called fake porn. It hasn't really hit off yet, though.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.

by Kronos 1777 (BET) March 13, 2019

proposal porn

the extreme mania that surrounds wedding proposal culture

hey did you see Rita's engagement photos? the ones she posted on facebook because privacy is no longer a thing? it's such proposal porn

by noxious_toast November 25, 2013

waterbottle porn

when 2 waterbottles grab a nintendo ds and use the camera to film a hot porno consisting of 2 waterbottles being in a room and having sex

"hey did you watch that new waterbottle porn?" " yeah so hot right"

by chairman85 December 26, 2020

Porn account

An account on a site, for instance on Reddit, made for looking at and commenting on porn.

Josh made an anonymous porn account in addition to his main so that his friends wouldn't see all of his filth.

by Violetgirl November 26, 2020