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The Sky Pony

The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.

Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.
Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.

Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!

Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!

Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.
by Bagelman5440 April 8, 2024
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Pony

1. A person who gets more ass than a Pony at a county fair.

2. A person who just got fucked.
1. God, did you hear who hooked up with Pony last night?

2. Man, she got ponied real good.
by The_Indelible_Queen_M March 19, 2011
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Pony pack

A small square of paper folded to hold cocaine as it wont get stuck to it like plastic bags do since theyre made of paper or card.
just got a half and its in a baggy not a pony pack half of its stuck to the corners!
by Bigboy packet April 3, 2022
mugGet the Pony packmug.

Steam Pony

Hey I don’t have condoms so let’s steam pony after our workout.
by LlamasGalore November 13, 2019
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Pony

Damn, that's a nice pony you got on there!
by Mr.Polo_ June 15, 2011
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pony heaven

(n) a place where horses go to when they die and then have horse sex
its okay... Sally is in pony heaven giving one last ride
by ISulliedMyself September 15, 2019
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Plush Pony

When a girl with a bush sits on your face.

A person who is about to perform oral sex to a woman who has not shave her private parts is being given a Plush Pony.
I leaned forward so much that the stripper was about to give me a Plush Pony.
by The Dirty German November 3, 2010
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