oreo shake

A fucking pedo-y thing to do. Unless, of course, you like fifty shades of grey.

John: Hey, I gave that girl an oreo shake.
Miguel: The fuck? Dude, that's disgusting. You didn't feed it to her, did you?
John: Of course I did. I spoon-fed it to her.

by I'll write under a pseudonym, April 21, 2018

Oreoing

Performing cunnilingus on your partner

“Yo man I was Oreoing my wife so hard last night my tongue hurts”

by Davie596 October 21, 2019

oreo

oreo is the sexiest person alive ngl

wow! he is so oreo

by SAMWASTAKEN July 10, 2021

Frosted Oreo

A sex act in which two audience members invite a stand-up comic to have a catered threesome in a fancy hotel.

"OMG, I have to tell you what happened at the Open Mic, that ruggedly handsome Hagrid-looking guy got a Frosted Oreo!"

by anonymous August 24, 2025

Double stuff oreo

When two white men and a black female unite in a threesome. And each male enters the male genitalia in the anus and vagina of the black woman

Hey bro, u down to double stuff Oreo dequaviana?”

by Pewenis February 21, 2020

cinnamon and oreos

Penis and balls

Alex:aye bitch want some cinnamon and Oreos

Sally:yea ;)

by Dâddÿ April 8, 2019

Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”

Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”

by madscatraz November 22, 2017