Floor Tom

As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.

As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.
“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”

“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”
by Floor Tom February 26, 2024
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floor nerding

to sit in on the floor of a corridor at a web conference checking your email on the conference wifi.
floor nerding is much seen at the South By South West conference.
by Richard Pope March 10, 2008
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N Floor

Don't enter unless you want to end up drunk and pacing all the over the place listening Slavic hard bass!
Let's go get messed up on N floor with Bezzy Boo Boo
by ToasterHater January 17, 2018
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Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
by Tokaiya June 20, 2023
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Floor hippie

A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.
The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.
by Jbar1997 October 15, 2015
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Splash in the floor

when u are havin sex nd the girl is so loose that when ur about to get off ur penis falls out nd u cum everywhere (but inside her lol) aka *spash in the floor*
guy 1-so was she any good
guy 2- no man, every1 hit is obviously
guy1-why did u splash in the floor?
by Th3 tRuTh08 March 31, 2009
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