Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.

This road Apple needs to get out of the way!

by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020

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road diet

When a wide, high-speed road is redesigned to be more narrow, have slower traffic, and more space designated for bicycles, pedestrians, and plant material.

Did you hear? The city council approved the road diet for University Drive. They're going to take it down from 7 lanes to 4, reduce the speed limit, put a median down the center with trees, widen the sidewalks, and stripe bike lanes on both sides. It'll be so much better. I can't wait to see it finished!

by orangek July 22, 2011

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road rules

soft-soft-core porn for high school kids disguised as a scavenger hunt-cum-teen drama. brought to you by the fags at that network that used to play videos last century.

Dude, I was watching Road Rules and Steve snuck off into the bushes with Lolanda and made her give him a rimjob!

by Chauncy Percival July 24, 2003

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road smoke

fellatio while the receiver is driving.

Road smoke made the long drive seem shorter and more dangerous.

by dickcake March 9, 2009

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road rules

The rules in which people have to adhere to, to drive legally on the roads. These are policed by law enforcment agencies and fine's are distributed to those who do not adhere.

Sir, if you do not adhere to the road rules, I will have to issue you with a fine.

by sketchie July 24, 2003

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