dirty number

A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity to allow for easy comparison, bragging, etc. It is calculated by multiplying the number of sexual partners with the combined age difference. The combined age difference is calculated by adding the age difference to the most younger partner with the age difference of the most older partner.

If I have slept with 5 people, and the age difference to the most younger one is 2 years + the age difference to the most older one was 3 years, then my dirty number is

5*(2+3) = 5*5 = 30

My dirty number is 148, what's yours?.

by F64 December 15, 2011

hoe bag numero uno

The number one slut with no self respect.

Whose that hoe bag numero uno?!!! What a slut.

by nikki wikki! June 29, 2006

number twos

term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.

hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?

by tony August 1, 2004

jimaginary number

The square root of -1 in electrical engineering.

The impedance of this wire is 7 ohms plus the jimaginary number.

by Senator Penguin July 19, 2007

situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.

Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.

by pjargon July 21, 2020

take a number

The question of taking a number usually arises during sexual intercourse between two or more people(men & women).

Various numbers can be taken depending on the preference and the number of people taking part.

Some of the famous numbers being 99, 69, 669, 999 etc.

Guy#1:Take a number dude.
Guy#2:I want to flaunt a rosebud during the upcoming orgy, so lets go 99.

by HerpesMonger October 12, 2004

in the numbers

a term used for expressing the distance to the finish line in road rash 64, usually starting around 750 feet or so...If you get bonked or k.o.ed or clubbed or crashed in the numbers, you're fucked.

FUCK!!! I got bonked by Big Jim and Bofus in the mother fucking numbers!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

Oh in the numbers? That stinks.

by DoUbLe Oh's In your neighborhood June 11, 2006