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Jade

the missing piece to your puzzle. The comforting reminder that not everyone in this generation sucks. She will love you unconditionally and she will love you even on days you don’t love your self. An astonishing result of gods handy work. If you know her you’re lucky. She is a prime example that . The baddest bitches have been dealt a shitty hand but continues to play her cards like a fuckin boss. Girls wanna be her and guys wanna wife her 🫶🏼💕
Bro I really wish I could lock down a jade but my bank account on E so i gotta settle for tawny 😒
by Chass999 March 5, 2023
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Jade

Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.
by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020
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jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.
Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.
by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016
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Jade

A short lightskin girl that is funny(joke) and very intelligent
by Jonggh jb cxx March 2, 2022
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Jade da Bess

Jade da Bess meaning that you have a Jade in your life that will do anything for you and whatever she can do and stick by your side to support you. Also if you found a Jade and your single hit her up she is the type of girl to always be there for you play sports with you and just chill. Jade is a very relaxed person and she will always have that one dude her best friend used to like or still likes and will never loose feelings for he or she. One u have her keep her and never let go of her cause the second you brake her heart or do something bad she gone fuck your Bess mate and could do a lot betta juss keep hold of her dudeeeeeee.
You gotta Jade da Bess you lucky man
by Stacey drama September 26, 2020
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Jade

Jade heeft een Crush op rey
Jade is op rey
by MasterOogyWayY November 21, 2021
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Jaded

To get lore shoved down your throat for an extended period of time.
Hey man Johnny just jaded the shit out of me for the past 3 hours.

Haha get fucked on.
by Getfucked69 September 4, 2021
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