the ninja-ghost-sex move

when someone goes into a dark room or area with intentions to have sex with someone (or otherwise cannot see their intended partner), then, after the sexual encounter, finds out they had sex with someone else without knowing it.

Melanie went into the room and thought she had sex with Chris. However, she really had sex with Lambert. Wow, Lambert did the ninja-ghost-sex move on her.

by Isauce August 20, 2006

salty ninja

when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows

gina hates it when i give her a salty ninja, but she hates it more when i give her the salty pirate

by reorith September 17, 2008

The Ninja

A Transmitted Disease Which Is Acquired By Either Having Sex Or Getting In Contact With An Infected Persons Blood aka The Ninja

Brian: Dude Help!
Angelo:What's Wrong?
Brian: I Don't Know Man, I Just Slept With Melanie!!!
Angelo: Dude I Think You Just Got The Ninja!!!
Brian: Dude I Can't Feel My Dick!!!
Angelo: Its A Good Thing I These Got Ninja Proof Condoms At Walmart For 7.99.

by Ibetatestedyourmother December 28, 2007

ninja

Facts (100% True):

-It only takes 1 ninja to screw 1,000,000,000,000 lightbulbs. and a similar amount of girls
-you can't see a ninja until it's too late
-ninjas can tell if a movie is good by looking at the cover
-The n word was a mispronunciation of ninja
-ninjas can beat mimes in the silence game
-a ninja always wins, otherwise they are not ninja
-ninjas don't touch the ground because it is afraid of ninjas
-infinity is just another term ninjas use to count their kills
-ninjas don't wear clothes, that is just their natural camoflauge
-ninja is the explanation for everything
-ninjas can swim on land

"Did you see that ninja-....?" (abrupt pause and silence).

by ~MR.D~ January 12, 2011

tongan ninja

A really shite film so shite its hilarious my god I was cryin wiv laughter when i saw it. Has many clasic moments.

Lets watch tongan ninja tonight.

by Ashley' December 31, 2003

ninja

Due to the fact we could not find any ninjas, we can not define them. We hope our apology is accepted. (But not by ninjas, for they never forgive, and they NEVER forget.)

That ninja is a great ninja, for we do not know what, who, or where it is.

by IfITellTheNinjasWillKillMe November 29, 2009

ninja mafia

A group of...ninja mobsters. Ninjas with ties, people! NINJAS WITH TIES.

See samandfuzzy.com for further details. And a few laughs.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004