Ninja Stinker

During the course of fingering, stabbing a finger into the butt without pause or concern for the victim.

True story - Last night he was fingering me and BAM! Ninja Stinker it was NOT okay.

by Mealz9 June 14, 2010

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grade ninja

the kind of people who are completely silent and unresponsive in classes, but always wind up with the best grades.

Mike: So did you see that Cassie got a 99% on her AP US History final? Way to ruin the curve.

Angie: Yeah, and I have yet to hear her talk. She's such a grade ninja.

by tmib October 27, 2010

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The person(s) involve in the theft of beer from one party to take back to the party of their own. Once a beer ninja accepts the mission he must complete under any means neccessary. This includes but is not limited to 1)stealing from a friends party, 2)jumping fences, 3) wearing camoflage, 4)kidnapping people, 5) attacking from the sea, and 6)sending in spies to distract parties away from the mass of beer.

Chris: We are out of beer dude
Nick: No shit? Guy down the street is having a party.
Chris: Lets take his beer.
Nick: Its on. Beer Ninja style.

by thenick September 25, 2006

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Ninja Slap

A Ninja Slap denotes anything done with incredible style. It is generally performed at a rate which makes it unseeable, but because it is a Ninja Slap, all present understand what has just happened.

"So I said: that's what your dad said." John quipped. The group sighed. Suddenly, Arin's hand moved with incredible quickness and John doubled over holding his crotch.

by ?Ninja May 15, 2005

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Ninja Jizz

When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.

Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!

by ThatPurpleChik March 22, 2010

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