Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked

Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out

by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023

Naked Gorilla

When a larger man shaves his chest/stomach.

Wow Jon! Did you want to look like a naked gorilla or did your wife tell you too!?

by jižźżzzzzz in my pants yyyuuum January 17, 2016

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 16, 2023

red-naked

Blushing from embarrassment from being caught by surprise while naked .

The locksmith found her red-naked in the yard near the locked and wind slammed front door.

by ShipyardRambler May 06, 2021

naked fairy

The girl, or woman, who runs around the property naked without thought or shame.

You should head out to Keith's place, the naked fairy is out today.

by fairywitch February 01, 2022

naked words

Straight up no hiding nothing words of honesty.

Natalie asked if she was doing a good job. Everyone laughed as she was worthless. She began to cry in humiliation as naked words were not needed to inform her she was not welcome.

by von groovy July 17, 2024

Naked back

when ur boyfriend does understands a joke

“you hang out with grant and you don’t know what a Naked back is?”

by aidan’s girlfriend December 23, 2021