HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people
by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020
by Scum Lord Brayden January 13, 2017
When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
by TheGoodOleBoys September 02, 2020
Pulley: "Hey man that was an awesome party last night!!"
Aaron: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Say, have you seen Mike? He left early last night."
Pulley: "Ummm. Last I saw he was under his desk mikeing up."
Aaron: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Say, have you seen Mike? He left early last night."
Pulley: "Ummm. Last I saw he was under his desk mikeing up."
by Red JoJo April 14, 2010
1: "who just got added to the groupchat?"
"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza
"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"
"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza
"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"
by eeeeeeee888888888 February 15, 2022
the guy puts a piece of cheese of his choice on the woman's vagina as well as a bun. then eats her out. like a burger.
"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a bigmac, but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend"
by courtneyney July 25, 2008
Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.
by Mike October 15, 2004