March 19

March 19 is the day where your older siblings can't beat you in a fight.

Mark: hey wanna play rock paper scissors
Jackson: sure *wins*
Mark: you can't win it's March 19 today.

by Zodiac nice man March 19, 2021

March 20

March 20 is the national anal day for couples

John is celebrating March 20 with Karen

by Haloooopphett March 19, 2021

March 21

Today is national Kick someone’s boob day when we can kick someone’s boob once

random person1: *kicks boob*
random person2: OW WHY DID YOU DO THAT
random person1: it’s March 21

random person2: *kicks their boob*

by PersonThatYouTotallyDontKnow March 21, 2021

March 26th

international have sex day. Find someone, do the deed, if you don't succeed, well you're cursed then.

March 26th is the international have sex day, better get at it.

by Chessmeister69 March 23, 2021

March 24th 2021

Ask your crush if they like turtles day

Hey (girl/boy) do you like turtles? ( March 24th 2021)

by ExpertTacoLord March 24, 2021

March 30th

Today is the day where you log onto any one of your close friend’s account on any social media.

Just do it, it’s March 30th.

by Coolkat665 March 31, 2021

Marchar

Funny biker man, gayest man alive. I'd fuck him if I could.

Who mains that white fortnite skin?
Oh, thats just Marchar.

by PickleLiicker February 26, 2021