Luke Dobson

The man with the smallest willy in the land

Damn have you seen Luke Dobson, his dick is so tiny.

by Uglygod6928savage March 10, 2020

Luke prince

even though he’s a fag he gets bitches and loves pussy he has a fat ass hell its bigger than mine and he’s hella good softball player

luke prince is a faggot

by madhindman February 9, 2019

Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019

Luke Miles

That bloke who excels at his work showing consistency is paramount. Truly a top operational leader.

He's a real Luke Miles with his job. Top notch.

by Urbanaero February 6, 2019

Luke Syndrome

The disease known as Luke syndrome is when people are poorly baised toward you for no particular reason and prefer what you do when other people do it for no reason.

"Mom would rather have you do the laundry than me even thought we do it the same way, I must have Luke Syndrome!"

by Fishy663 September 27, 2021

Charis of Luke

This rare disease is when the female specimen has extra large body parts e.g the female is prone to having a big nose with nostrils usually the size of her eyes,also some may have nipples that you would expect to find on a pizza. There is only one case in the known world

"Last night me and my family went to pizza by goli and the waiter thought I was trying to smuggle pepperoni through my bra"
"I think you have Charis of Luke!"

by Pepperoni prince May 22, 2014

luke and alyssa

An affectionate couple who hold hands every chance they get. They’re best friends and lovers and enjoy talking about Doctor Who and The Office. They’re always together and love eachother a lot.

Luke and Alyssa are relationship goals!

by marshmellowsweaterfest November 16, 2017