ear lock

The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.

Sorry I'm late. Bob had me in ear lock talking about his damn kids again.

by BgGb February 15, 2008

Master Lock

A sexual position where the woman lies on top of the man and puts her ankles behind her head. The man wraps his arms in front of the woman's legs and then behind the woman's head, giving the man total control. This position is used almost exclusively for anal sex.

I had Sally in a Master Lock last night, it was awesome!

by Djsyndrom325 October 18, 2008

hungarian lock-jaw

Usually applied to a woman, her mouth and jaw become so fixed in the position of giving head or getting mouth stuffed that it is painful for her to shut it.

''Hey man, I railed her mouth so much that she ended up with a nasty case of the hungarian lock-jaw.''

or applied to a man

'' Eventhough she came I didn't want to stop going down on, I think I got hungarian lock-jawed.''

by The El Paso Bonerattler April 20, 2010

lock legion

A group of cool flash animators who suck a hell lot less than the clock crew. They are led by the awesome Banana Lock. You can't kill the Locks. They pwn you. They're flashes are funnier and have more effort put into them

BananaLock has the coolest group of flash animators,The Lock Legion

by LimeWire Man December 12, 2008

locker room shopping

The act of searching around a locker room for gym clothes when you forget yours.

Oh Crap! Todays gym day? I need to do some locker room shopping.

by LSI December 26, 2007

Gut Locker

Another word for a Vagina.

I was all up in her gut locker.

by Filthy Pervert November 21, 2011

Pube lock

1. When two partners engage in intercourse and their genital pubes get entangled/hooked with one another.

2. When one masturbates, then cums in his hand and falls asleep only to wake up to their hand glued to their dick and the pain deriving from the pubes that get caught in the middle of the hand and penis when trying to release the grip.

Oh, OHHHH YEAHHH ohh oh OHH OH OHHHWWWWW AH AH AH AHHHHHH AH GAWD AH AHHH ASSSSSSSDFGHJKLLLLLKGOCDCGCUFY,CJUF 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209 749445923078164062862089986280348253421170
AHHHHHHH and done.

So I was doing Demi last night, and it was great and all but we kept getting pube locks, but that didn't stop us, so now we're as smooth as bald eagles

by The Brown Joint January 16, 2012