knob

when they have the iq of a literal door knob

example:
*@(insert name here) is typing...*
*almost 30 seconds later*
*still typing*
your response: jesus christ hurry up you fucking knob

by pixieforest March 20, 2021

what knobs

Old Fashion Assortments used to place on coffee tables; Such as ceramic praying hands, incense Holders, ash trays, sport trophies, flower vase, etc.

Don't knock my what Knobs off the table or you getting a whooping

by IncredibleC June 22, 2024

stinky door knob

When your mother is constantly pissing you off about your cat being on the counter tops so you rub the cats ass all over the counter tops every handle and door knob in the house.

Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"

I'm doing to stinky door knob the fuck out of this kitchen.

by Hole April 14, 2016

square knob

a high school term for uncool adults

such a square knob!

by yepnupcoz April 12, 2021

boat knob

Having a sex party on a boat.

My friends are having a boat knob, you in?

by Windwing August 2, 2016

Knob

Meaning to be a complete and utter dick head.

Luke Shaw is a Knobhead

by daddy lucifer January 4, 2022

knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid and does everything wrong.

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and it's still leaking.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024