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july 22

People born on this day have to biggest dicks ever!
Person1- yo aren't u born on july 22
person2- yeah
person1- no way, u have to biggest dick ever
person2- mhmmm jus fax
by BigDikD November 9, 2020
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4 July

The day when our visual king was born, Lim sejun
by @nujesy October 15, 2020
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July 23

1: why’s July 23 rd special to you anyways?
me: it’s my bfs birthday, duh!
by kei:) August 2, 2021
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July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er
It’s Elijahs birthday
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”
by that ni66a October 20, 2019
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4th of july

The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).

Police officer: How many drinks did you have?

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).

Another guy around the same area.

Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.

Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).

Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.

Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).

Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
by www.contrast007.com July 4, 2014
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3th of July

The 3th of July is national VantaVoid day. It is the day VantaVoid released their first song. The 3th is a joke that CrankThatFrank(lead singer) made because someone misspelled it in a meme he saw on twitter. It is now a national holiday whether you like it or not.
Outcast by VantaVoid released on the 3th of July 2020
by Doctor MemeQueen July 3, 2020
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July 28

National Notre Dame day, annoy a fan of Notre Dame as they blew a 28-7 lead in the 2022 Fiesta Bowl
“Oh it’s July 28, happy national Notre Dame day bum”
by Sad Football Fan January 2, 2022
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