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July 23

1: why’s July 23 rd special to you anyways?
me: it’s my bfs birthday, duh!
by kei:) August 2, 2021
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July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er
It’s Elijahs birthday
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”
by that ni66a October 20, 2019
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4th of july

The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).

Police officer: How many drinks did you have?

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).

Another guy around the same area.

Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.

Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).

Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.

Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).

Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
by www.contrast007.com July 4, 2014
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july 1st

the day all kinnies will die.

i will snipe all of them.
who am i?
:)
person 1: yo what day is it?
person 2: july 1st... wait, didn't you say you kinned komaeda ?
person 1: yeah why?
person 2: im so sorry
by lsdmdnnnjjjs October 16, 2019
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July 7

“Can I give you a blowjob? It’s July 7”

“Sure, whatever.”
by Aliyah289 July 6, 2023
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July 6th

Kevin hart and 50cents birthday
2002 July 6th the Pepsi 400
by Nascarfan2007 January 28, 2023
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Julie Turner

Julie Turner defines as a young, experienced philosopher who may eat their own victims at their own pleasure, using aggressive, mlg, communist slurs to such person's children and excessive neo-nazi attractions at the headquarters of Derby.

Often shortened to julieh.
Harvey: Woah did you just see that woman, damn, I'd bring her home, make her a good dinner and fuck her.
Tom: Harvey are you ridiculous, that rare species is a Julie Turner! You better be careful she doesn't decrease the surplus population!
by DaBeastJJG January 19, 2019
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