hopeless horny

A hopeless horny is someone that will do or say anything to get head or laid

jack: this girl said she would give me head if i payed her anddd give her a ride to her bfs house

jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn

by himynameisjack717 May 30, 2022

Horny ostrich

An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success

Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?

by SAVAGE_STUDENT November 5, 2016

Food horny

When the food looks so good that you have a very strong desire for it.

I just saw the photo of the food you posted. Where did you get that? I’m food horny.

by DeOreo July 13, 2020

Horny Swipe

A female who is not really attractive (5 or below on the scale) who you swiped right on on Tinder, because you were really horny and you lowered you standards because you just wanted someone to put your penis in their mouth. Usually you match with her some hours later when you're no longer horny and proceed to un-match with her before any of your buds can give you shit.

"Hey look, I got a match on Tinder *proceeds to check match's profile* Damn she's ugly, must've been a Horny Swipe"

Jake: *Notices Kyle looking at Tinder* Whoa there Kyle, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser

Kyle: Nah man, she was a Horny Swipe. Let me delete her real quick

by barge_lalls69 September 14, 2021

Horny Children

You, sicko

"Charlotte and Anthony are horny children" - Steven
"IKR baby" - Colt

by BadSamurai April 9, 2021

Schrodinger's horniness

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny

P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "

by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022

rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.

lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.

by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016