The police: "Man I really hope that panopticon Held that guy"
Sisyphus Prime from the hit game Ultrakill by hakita: "This prison... To hold... ME?"
The police, Screwed: "Oh dear!"
Sisyphus Prime from the hit game Ultrakill by hakita: "This prison... To hold... ME?"
The police, Screwed: "Oh dear!"
by Mangler man the fan February 19, 2024

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.
by anonymous January 21, 2025

by Olemiss 123 July 20, 2022

by skeelar June 4, 2022

Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)
Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.
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Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.
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by AngelsFuckingPrincesses August 16, 2011

iPad gets dropped and smashes tonight so we call Apple and on Apple's hold soundtrack is Bob Marley singing 'don't worry, about a thing, 'cuz every little thing's gonna be alright'.
by DCofTO December 15, 2013
