Can Hand

The feeling you get when you are craving an ice-cold beer. Your hand starts to tremble and forms the shape of a claw, suitable for picking up a can. The only way to overcome these trembles is to fill the empty space between your thumb and fingers with a cold one.

Alex: Help! (hand starts shaking)
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.

by TeamOuEsAy March 16, 2010

Pass a hand

To make a move; cop a feel; fondle someone sexually

Man that chick is hot! I'm going to try and pass a hand!

by Bigbootyjudy337 October 20, 2015

handed to him

Another way to say, "beat down" or "ass whipped".

He got into a fight and really got it handed to him.

by Bringthefunk June 30, 2016

hand crotch

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger is your hand crotch.

My hand crotch is hurting so bad!

by bombshell89 January 24, 2014

hand diddles

Sexual pleasure from hand stimulation.

I was driving down the road and the hand diddles was so good I had to stick my gum in the ashtray.

by Kevin Michael Bradley February 16, 2009

hand-aid

Noun: a helpful handjob to put a band-aid on your emotional state.

Hey baby, I could use a hand-aid right now!

by Slippery slapper March 28, 2021

mandy hand

A very dry, sad, even painful handjob admistered by very chapped hands.

Sally gave me a $5 mandy hand behind the Taco Bell dumpster, but at least it was cheap.

by Dugan Champaign November 17, 2022