Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or decided by the Va'ad.

"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"

by HaGoon April 1, 2023

goon reservoir

A container for holding the substances leaked while in the act of gooning. Sometimes a jar, sometimes a bowl, or sometimes the humble McDonalds cup, anything capable of containing a liquid could serve as a goon reservoir.

Kyle has been in his room all day, I bet he’s almost filled his goon reservoir.

by Fancyursa March 21, 2025

Goon material

Goon material, meaning that whatever the term is applied to is worthy of Gooning (masturbating) toward and or with

Yo bro I just seen this one jawn shaking ass on twitter, that’s goon material I’m not gonna lie

by Sondhr July 28, 2025

Goon

A big dumb palooka, a muscle-bound thug fond of wearing flat caps and always willing to do anything for "da boss." Usually has a thick Brooklyn accent. Activities usually include gooning and handling most situations with the utmost goonatude. An individual that likes the company of other thugs, crooks, cronies, wiseguys, mooks, henchmen, wiseguys and of course other goons. Beneath his tough-guy facade he has a heart of gold and loves his "Ma". While very dumb, a goon is a force to be reckoned with.

Goon: "Hurry up with dough, da boss wants this place cleared out before da freakin' bat shows up!"

by Goonmaster April 8, 2022

Gooning

The act of prolonged edging for intense periods of time while viewing porn or other arousing forms of entertainment. Gooning is widely known for being a masculine activity, however there are plenty of females who enjoy participating in this activity.

Playing with/stroking/rubbing/caressing ones genitals for endless periods of time while avoiding full on ejaculation. Maintaining high levels of arousal for hours and hours upon end. An extreme and extended form of masturbation that could include but not be limited to, adult toys, helping hands, and one's self.

That hot bi couple spent the whole weekend gooning and watching porn together.

by DahliaRouge July 15, 2023

Goon Up

Assemble the team.

See if he has a gaffer he likes to goon up with.

by Komitas December 11, 2020

Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

by mGBm December 29, 2023