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Kleen Goggles

Kleen goggles: The latest and strangest trend in intimacy where you take a pair of goggles, fill them with urine, and place them over your partner's eyes. This daring move guarantees a 'golden' perspective on your relationship, ensuring you both see things in a whole new, albeit questionable, light. Perfect for those who love to push boundaries and redefine the meaning of 'seeing eye to eye.'
"After a few too many drinks, Mark suggested trying out Kleen goggles, but Sarah was not amused by the idea."
"Last night was wild; we even experimented with Kleen goggles. Let's just say it was a one-time thing."
"John thought he'd spice things up with Kleen goggles, but ended up sleeping on the couch instead."
"For our anniversary, Jake surprised me with a pair of Kleen goggles. I’m still trying to process if that's a good thing or not."
"During the party, someone dared us to try Kleen goggles. Needless to say, it became the talk of the night."
by Deeboh46 July 30, 2024
mugGet the Kleen Gogglesmug.

Goggle

you just spelt google rong, hooray!
n0w GO TO LONDON OR DIE
trust me, go to london since you put in goggle instead of google
by ShutUpAllisonYourAnnoyingMe March 30, 2022
mugGet the Gogglemug.

Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10
Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on
by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024
mugGet the Club gogglesmug.

Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.
Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.
by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012
mugGet the Drought Gogglesmug.

Clout gang goggles

She wore those clout gang goggles to ignore the haters
by Buckle July 9, 2018
mugGet the Clout gang gogglesmug.

goggle

person 1: OMG ITS GOGGLE
goggle: HUH *realizes*
by Gushsvdgdhjdjcjcjcjcjjc November 1, 2022
mugGet the gogglemug.

slosh goggles

Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.
Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
by BigMoose69 June 9, 2018
mugGet the slosh gogglesmug.

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