Guitarded

Guitarded is usually (and at times, considerablly offendsive) slang for a person with some form of retardation playing a guitar, however it does vary. Guitarded could also define a mentally normal person that isn't good at the guitar, or a person that lacks knowledge on music.

It could also refer to guitar center, a popular chain in the US for instruments. Keep in mind, when referred to as "Guitarded center", the person using the word is usually not fond of guitar center (Personally I don't mind the store, but many people dislike it).

1: guitarded as in person with retardation playing guitar:" Hey Mikey, Did you know that Billy with the downs is learning the guitar?"
" Ah...so he's guitarded now, right Jeffrey?"

2: Guitarded as in a person that lacks musical knowledge.
"Dude. You don't even know what a Fsharp/D chord is!? And you've been playing for three years? No offence, Mikey, but you're guitarded."

3: Guitarded as in "person that is poor at playing the guitar": " Says Mr. Jeffrey who's so guitarded that he can't even play the G chord!"

4: Guitarded as in a reference to the music store chain Guitar Center: "Mike, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry too, Jeff. How about we go kill some time at Guitarded center?"

by Blaue Augen December 29, 2006

GMTA

Used for the selling of the drug meth.

Get the
Meth
Tonight
Allright?

or.. GMTA

Easily mistaken for "Great Minds think Alike", but what they are thinking about is DRUGS, specifically, METH.

by Tori Nance September 18, 2005

Guitar hero high

desribes when you've played guitar hero soooo long that when you finailly peal your eyes away from the screen everything is wavy and moving, like your high.

BOY: *playing guitair hero*
DUDE: Chill with the gh dude ur gonna get high on that shit!
BOY: *looks away...* Whoooaaaa....its all wavy...
DUDE: too late your already guitar hero high...
*sigh*

by KATE=AWESOMENESS December 2, 2010

Guitar

Another meaning for "sex".

we are gonna guitar the night away baby. :)

by megrian August 17, 2007

Guitar Gear-o

Someone who plays Guitar Hero like a pro, because their fingers are speedy, as if they have gears in their fingers designed for both speed and accuracy.

That cool teenager is a Guitar Gear-o, that geek!

by Seshie January 9, 2009

GMTA

Usually a "code word" for meth and the use of the drug meth. Began as a signal to buy the drug, but later transformed into a common use for meth in general. (can also be used for use of cocaine in rare cases) Originated in highschool settings.

stands for:
G.et the
M.eth
T.onight
A.llright?

"Julio, can you G.M.T.A tonight?"
--"Yep, Pablo, We'll be doing drugs all night!"

by Brendan Greenburg September 18, 2005

gmta

Acronym for Give Mother The Ass.

Son: Mom, I am still a virgin. I need someone to teach me the ropes.
Mom: GMTA!
Son: Oh mom, you're the best!

by BLumbergCA January 24, 2009