Garden gnome

A man 5’7” or below: considered garden gnome height

“Look at him! He’s the size of a garden gnome!”

by What tf is up, Kyle December 23, 2021

garden angel

When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.

I have garden angels everywhere I go!

by Cracklized September 30, 2020

td garden

Where you the Cs dominant.🍀

I seen D. White drop 33 last night at td garden

by Da illest alchemist March 5, 2024

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

Industry Gardener

An Industry Gardener is someone who appears out of nowhere to defend or hype up an obvious Industry Plant. Industry Gardeners mostly do this on social media platforms like Twitter, with their posts usually garnering several thousand likes.

"Why are we all hating on Obvious Industry Plant all of a sudden? Obvious Industry Plant hate is so forced" said the Industry Gardener

by EvenEEven June 1, 2025

Tasty Garden

Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)

Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!

Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.

Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.

by kdad12345 April 17, 2017