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freeafying

The act of simplifying one's life in any shape, form or fashion, thus resulting in more freedom or freetime.
"Freeafying" can be achieved by the simplest of means - the removal of a long-worn piece of jewelry, to the political arena when a person stops calling themselves 'liberal conservative Democrat,' to the social area in ceasing any existence or contact in an online social network, etc.

Was first coined here at the Colbert Report's official on-line site by the user WolvesvsPalin who is also listed as "Freeafying"
by WolvesvsPalin April 21, 2011
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free slap friday

Free slap Friday is when you can have a free slap to someone’s Ass on a Friday
(Boy Slaps Ass)

Girl: HEY WTF DUDE
Boy: FREE SLAP FRIDAY
by Kbuckets November 23, 2017
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Free Pornhub Premium

When it's valentines day but you're single. Pornhub is there to cheer you up by giving everyone free week premium.
Gnoblin: You got a valentine
Gnome: Nope, but I do have my free pornhub premium
by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019
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Free will

Free will is a myth, it's just not real and you can't do anything about it
by Existential_fear June 13, 2019
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Literally Free

A term used by Fortnite players to describe their opponent lacking skill with an easy win.
Often paired with dog water.
He's literally so free, freer than dog water, literally free no earnings 0 pr
by EthoRipper January 17, 2021
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free baller

a person that doesnt wear under garments (mostly underwear)
boy-omg
girl-what happened?
boy- amanda was freeballing today
girl-how u know?
boy-trust me , you dont wanna know
girl- ew that free baller
by KidNina March 25, 2009
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A person who has expressed a liking for you, and who you could (If you are a Virgin) shag if you wanted to, but you feel that:
a) You could do better than that person
b) Don't particularly trust them to take your virginity
c) They're a slut/whore/slag
Dave: "Hey, Mike, How'd things go with you and Katie go last night? I saw you walking upstairs with her..."
Mike: "Haha, not much, dude. We talked for ages but I think she's gonna be my "Get out of virginity free card" for a while"
by Mallowman87 March 1, 2008
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