free exercise

Any exercise you don't have to pay a membership for.

Jas: dude, wanna go to the YMCA after work and catch some stairmaster action?

Jes: no thats okay I took the stairs to work today.

Jas: but, but why I didn't know the elevator was broken..

Jes: because it's free exercise you douche.

by j4jes January 17, 2009

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FREE CRACK!

A FELLING OF EUPHORIA WHEN YOU SEE IT

WOOHHOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!

by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023

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free speech

Something hated by jews as they don’t anybody openly criticising them nor anybody openly having a different opinion to theirs nor anybody openly disagreeing with their opinions.

Gentiles are exercising free speech again! Quick shut it down.

by AnonDoxy January 20, 2023

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Free-hosing

When you let it hang out and are just continuously pissing, not holding it in. When you've freed willy and just want to let the hose flow.

"Oh my god, did you see Larry the other night? he was free-hosing it!"

by bussypee August 22, 2022

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Illusion of Free Will

According to Nietzsche’s psychoanalysis, freewill might only be just an illusion. A trick of the mind.

Animals and humans have genes that partially predetermine how they act. But it is really thoughts and beliefs that guide people.

Illusion of Free Will- like Buridan’s Ass which states that an Ass that is equally hungry and equally thirsty will both die of either starvation or thirst if water and food are kept at a same distance but in completely different directions if the Ass can only choose from two. Even if the ASS walks the same way to curb their thirst or hunger, it ends up dying of either thirst or hunger because it can only fulfill one need and not the other. Because the animal acts on instinct it is unable to make a rational decision and distinction and can only go to one option.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020

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