Patty's Day

What dumb Americans call March 17th, thinking it is the abbreviation for St. Patrick's Day. The correct abbreviation is Paddy, as the name comes from the Gaelic 'Padraig'.

Dude look they dyed the river green for Patty's Day. Did you know I'm Irish? Yeah my grandfather once went there on holiday so I'm totally Irish. Happy Patty's Day!

by stillundersiege July 21, 2016

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Hips for days

When a woman has hips so wide you wonder where they end.

Damn! Look at that girl! She's got hips for days!

by Rotten Lee Ravenous July 3, 2015

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poor day

The definition of Poor Day is really, quite simple. If you’re on social assistance or disability; then, by the time you pay your rent and menial bills, you’re poor again.

Person A: Wooo hooo! It’s PayDay tomorrow!

Person B: You mean POOR DAY...

by Keronica Kadwell May 4, 2018

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no sex day

No sex day- usually celebrated on the 3rd of october, everybody participating refrains from any sexual activity until midnight 3rd of October

Hey Jenny, you realise its no sex day today right?

by Goggler201926 October 2, 2019

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toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

by GA Bees May 21, 2017

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Foreplay day

Tuesday. If Wednesday is hump day, surely, Tuesday is foreplay day...

Kat-i have to say that you sexting me during this godawful meeting is making me wet!
Kent-perfect, I figured since I was coming over to spend the night on hump day tomorrow, I'd make this foreplay day...

by dark korner October 11, 2016

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