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Fantasy Football

A online game where you pick football players to be on your team and your team's success depends on them.
Because Jack plays fantasy football, he is more interested in the NFL.
by hanalele alliter December 23, 2018
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Football

A technological struggle played in almost any conditions as long as you've got a football.
"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin
by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018
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Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.
Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024
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by uwelcome July 12, 2023
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football kink

where the person uses football during seggs
'Have you heard Zak has a football kink? Darcy said.

'No surprise' replied ems
by chaeyoungsangel August 12, 2021
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American Football

A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.
Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."

Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.
by Soupaquite July 30, 2018
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football d

football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends
jake: yo bro i just football d her

micheal: bro let’s play
by stellasucksd November 21, 2021
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