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Flat tire

chubby person farts Dang! You need me to call roadside assistance?!? Sounds like you just got a flat tire!
by FDubs January 5, 2025
mugGet the Flat tiremug.

Make Everest flat

Making something very complex very simple
I need you to make Everest flat as a don't understand what your are saying to me
by Ellis911 September 9, 2016
mugGet the Make Everest flatmug.

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.
She has a flat screen tv.
by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021
mugGet the flat screen tvmug.

Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
mugGet the Flat top monkey eyebrowsmug.

Flat Us

Flat us houses people no one else is willing to house…YOUNGSTERS.

It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.

Affordable prices, quality home cooked meal plans for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.

A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
Don’t worry, just flat us!
by team flat us November 26, 2021
mugGet the Flat Usmug.

flat

a thing when girls have a ass flat as a brick wall
man 1: man that girl is flat

man 2: yea she is
mugGet the flatmug.

Parasite-style' flats

same to semi-basement flats
'Parasite-style' flats are to be banned after deaths

-From BBC
by Leo WU August 11, 2022
mugGet the Parasite-style' flatsmug.

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