The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?
Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
Get the Red flagmug. Vantared (An imaginary color inspired by the color 'Vantablack') Flag is a term derived from the commonly used phrase "Red flag" used to indicate a very large red flag.
Bro 1: "Yooo this chick just told me she wants to take my blood in a vial and wear it as a necklace to show her love for me"
Bro 2: "Brooo that's mad creepy. Sounds like a Vantared Flag"
Bro 2: "Brooo that's mad creepy. Sounds like a Vantared Flag"
by the onion boy August 23, 2021
Get the Vantared Flagmug. by emptykidz January 1, 2022
Get the Red Flagmug. 
by BreadTaken January 12, 2021
Get the Flagmug. Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
by Half Mast May 27, 2021
Get the Flag Polemug. by BigPenisGiza October 18, 2023
Get the Flagmug.