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Squat Fucking

The act of a man positioning himself so that while a woman(or man) is in doggy position on the floor, or on the bed, he can be at the same elevation as her and having enough leverage to make sure both parties ejaculate. This results in a position that looks somewhat like shitting in the woods.
Did you see that porno I was watching?

Yea, that guy was really intense, he was squat fucking her and everything.
by The Spease August 27, 2009
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Facebook fucking

Madeline was up all night Facebook fucking Austin.
by pgkbb July 5, 2008
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What a fucking waster.

its not what the chode above said ^^ GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU POST IT!
its really a popular song by the libertines, called what a waster. here are some of the lyrics. well, all of the lyrics then ¬_¬
What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged ulysses

Oh I really wanna know
So tell me, where does all the money go
where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose

And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a divvy what a fucking div
Talking like a moron, walking like a spiv
I was laying in bed paying my rent
Knocking on the door for something

That she lent her brother
Meanwhile from under the covers she says
Save me from tommorow, save me from tommorow
Oh no, Oh no not me

And I never never liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
Never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt
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Fucking fuck fuck

When a day just can't get any worse, but you know it will,
When shits stacked to the ceiling, and then some,
How I like to start most days!
As the shit,whatever shit it may be, hits the fan-Fucking fuck fuck
by Broke And Ugly October 13, 2006
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stupid-fucking-asshole

someone who does something lowdown and evil, and is just a gay whore.
The Captain Awesome poser on urban dictionary is a stupid-fucking-asshole because he stole Captain Awesome from me.
by King Awesome November 26, 2003
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tally-fucking-ho

Shouted when leaving somewhere to go elsewhere or when accelerating a car.

Best shouted in an upper class Englishman accent.
Dude 1: To the pub!

Dude 2: Tally-fucking-ho!
by Jack McManus October 3, 2006
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Big Fucking Deal (BFD)

When the largest health care reform bill (in nearly 50 years) passes to bring us one step closer to universal health care coverage.... is termed a, 'Big Fucking Deal'.
"Mr. President, this is a Big Fucking Deal (BFD)"

-Vice President Joe Biden to President Obama
by Slizmeister March 26, 2010
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