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face rider

The act of riding someone's face for sexual gratification. IE forceful oral sex.
I'm glad you kept the beard, it gives me something to hold on to when I ride your face.
by Uncle Yusuf January 19, 2004
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turd face

1. Big smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a piece of excrement.

2. Long smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a large piece of excrement.

3. Everybody who reads this.
1. My god. Lydia. You're such a BIG SMELLY TURD FACE.

2. Oh yeah Megan? Well you're a LONG SMELLY TURD FACE.

3. Yeah, you read this, you turd face.
by Lydigan December 9, 2004
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in your face

defiantly confrontational; also an exclamation of contempt

According to the The American Heritage Dictionary of Idioms, this slangy phrase originated in sports journalism about basketball during the 1970's as a phrase of contempt used against the opposing team and extended to other areas in the 1980s.
by Beachsaint December 30, 2007
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face off

(v.) A hockey metaphor meaning to compete; to face an adverary; to confront.
Ugh! My performance review is today and I have to face off with my boss!
by Tenacious Faulker April 5, 2009
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Shovel Face

A person who has grostesque facial attributes, resembling that of what a shovel would have. Someone who posseses a face that appears to have been struck repeatedly with a shovel.
by TannROK April 10, 2009
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Turkey Face

The face a female makes while recieving cock.
I was stuffin that chick like a thanksgiving turkey and she made the hottest Turkey Face i have ever seen.
by A.J. and Josh November 21, 2007
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face smudging

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.
when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.
by anthony ronaldo July 11, 2006
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