Noun.
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 01, 2014
by kfczinger69man May 11, 2018
The act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. Replacing "Hee Yaaaa" with a bottom rippler.
Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...
by fishkka August 11, 2010
The audible passing of gas through the anus whose sound is characteristic of one who has not experienced anal penetration during anal sex.
by Chet Mannly March 20, 2019
by Sparty911 June 28, 2018
by Crham October 28, 2015
I felt a rumbling so I proceeded to cup my farthole and grabbed a handful of fart sprinkles to sprinkle on the wife. It must of had some darkside in it cause she turned evil.
by MrWangsta January 16, 2016