miranda evans

a very gorgeous girl with tig ol bitties. usually described as breathtaking and hilarious. awesome and fun person to be around.

wow i wish i was as gorgeous as miranda evans

by cellulitetittywhale April 22, 2019

Evan Hendrickson

The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.

I want to kill myself, I really am an Evan Hendrickson huh?

by trippdiii October 16, 2019

evan malone

a fool, a freak, a meat eater

oh shittttt your an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

Evan

Noun: Sussy Baka meme man that is funny and is Candace’s friend
Verb: evaning means being sus or amusing

Stop evaning your such a Emily your such a pot head.
Evan is a meme.

by Akinney2010 May 26, 2021

evan

evan is a God of gods

evan is our god

by jfbcdhf dsx May 2, 2022

Evan

A fugly muggy smugly piggy ugly

Evan is a asshole

by Coolbasterd45 November 28, 2022

Glenn Evans the III

He is the a sexy ass motherfucker,the goat, and a hero. Respect the goated WR
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.

I wish I was Glenn Evans the III so I could be the goat-Alexis

by Vincent Vega's long lost son. December 16, 2019