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The English death

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.
John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.
by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013
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English Ignorance

An English speaker who believes the world revolves around them on the grounds that ‘English is the universal language’ & other bullshit.

Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.
I dislike Korean music because I can’t understand the lyrics.

You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.

I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.
by Ninjacat1357392 June 1, 2021
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American English

American English, similar to Liberian English, Canadian English, and Sierra Leonean English, is an accent of English that Americans speak which dates back to the old British English from the 1600's/1700's.
American English being displayed as written below...
Julio - Ayo whats going on mane?

Tyrone - None much my guy yo, ya already know, just chilling over here.
Julio - Ight yo thats cool dude, I'm gon hit you up later cause I gotta run them errands tho yo.
Tyrone - Ight tho mane, fashoo.

( Both of them dudes respectfully shake each other hands as real men before they go about their day )
by Dalzvert January 18, 2022
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English Class

Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject
id rather kill myself than go to english class tomorrow
by toejerk October 9, 2023
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English Teachers

Stupid fat cunt that has nothing going for herself other then that dumpy...
Graduated from an online university with some bullshit degree.
wanted to be a teacher but was too retarded so she settles on english.
Thinks she can restrict us from going out to lunch because she has daddy issues??
Fuck, i hate our new english teachers.
Yea she's got nothing going for herself other then that ass.
Dumb bitch probs got pregnant just to have days off.
by FUCK ENGLISH TEACHERS! September 7, 2022
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English or Spanish

English or Spanish. A TikTok meme that went viral this summer. Basically someone asks English or Spanish and once they answer u say. “First person to move is gay” usually to the song static by Steve Lacy, and everyone freezes. Unless u openly gay
Person 1: English or Spanish?
Person 2: uh… i guess English.
Person 1: first person to move is gay!
(Everyone freezes until the first person to move moves)
by Mr.McChicken June 17, 2024
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English

1. A language treated as a de facto official language by the U.S, New Zealand, Australia, and the UK. It is recognized as a de facto language by multiple countries, though having variations within the rules for each one. It is West Germanic language, which originally began in early medieval England.
2. A term for citizens of England, and the people that reside within that territory.
I speak to all of my associates using the English language, which I use with my fellow historians due to its lineage within early medieval England.

I address all of the people within England as the English. It is a popular term, and well-known term to easily address people within England.
by jjthesteve December 13, 2018
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