ed ball

when someone is acting retarded when its so simple

"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"

by ew6 March 17, 2023

Ed Puzzles

very sigma (for my life reasons this isnt true) learning app that combines a youtube video and questions into a fuck mess of a program. theres usually questions in each time stamp that the teacher can choose ranging from a question every minute to a question every pico second. why the fuck am i explaining ed puzzles, its so fucking simple!

John - "Dude we better do the chem Ed Puzzles that our teacher assigned us"
Logan - "dw, im passing anyways"

by visor'sreturning October 15, 2025

Ed sheeran

A not so good looking person but has a BEAUTIFUL voice and if u still listen to him u are ELITE

Do you listen to Ed sheeran

No who still does

Me!

by NO! January 20, 2021

Shotgun Ed

What the fellow policemen at the precinct call Sgt. Ed Exley after he kills 4 criminals in a police raid

"Who would've thought... Shotgun Ed."

by i like furries eggs dee March 17, 2021

ED

Explosive Diarrhea

Savanna had ED in the grocery store after having McDonalds

by Calliewallie22 November 8, 2019

ed sheeran

a lonely person who will be single or yess and yes

her- who’s that
him- ohh he’s a ed sheeran

by bigfatshrekpenis February 2, 2021

Alex Ed Miller

Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.

“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”

by xAybann March 30, 2023