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Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0
by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021
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eating watermelon

Chinese netspeak.

Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.

Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.

A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)

B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
by fw103 August 28, 2021
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Eat the apple!

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".
SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"
by Alby2141 November 19, 2022
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Eat Concrete

Jumping from a building to commit suicide.
"Apparently her friend Ate Concrete yesterday.."

"Eat Concrete, bitch!"
by Meik0 May 23, 2022
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Eat Cardboard

The process of dropping really good family made LSD that was dosed out on cardboard instead of traditional blotter.
George can’t wait to eat cardboard and see the Disco Biscuits next month.
by bertrando1 March 8, 2022
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Eat their hearts

To intimidate others to such a degree as to receive praise and respect. This is similar to a power move, but it gets a positive reaction from those who it is used on.
“Hey Zach, how did I do? Did I eat their hearts?”

Yes, you really did. They expected trash, but you received full respect.”
by Señor Axolotl March 9, 2022
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eating clit

A very normal hobby some people like to do everyday... They imagine the clit like its Oreos to boost motivation!
by quartz89 March 14, 2022
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