Eat a dick

When someone is a fuckhead and they try to boss you around

Jenny: Freddie go and clean the fridge
Freddie: jenny Eat A Dick

by Dirkdigglervaginatickler October 20, 2019

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021

eating a test

1) The test was easy for you, you finished it in 20 Minutes and you're proud of your work.

2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.

1) Damn it was so easy, I ate this math test !

2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!

Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.

by Thunder07 December 10, 2020

Eating Panda

Eating panda express.

Kamari went and got some panda express. I asked him what he’s doing, he simply replied, “eating panda”.

by smhxai January 11, 2021

eating pasta

jerking off

1: what are you doing

2: nothing just eating pasta

by ahsujajnans December 2, 2022

eating dress

Morbidly obese female's favorite dress to wear on special occasions to eat.

Sally May Jessy has on her eating dress since the whole family is going to Golden Corral.

by BrianCharles August 3, 2022

eat out

The meaning is usually to goout to a restaurant to eat, but the other.. vulgar meaning is on this website to.

“Girl 1: Hey! Wanna go eat out?”
“Girl 2: Yeah where should we go?”
“Girl 1: How about a chinese restaurant?”
“Girl 2: Yay! Lets get ready and go!”

by lame amy May 6, 2018